i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...