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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
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