I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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