I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.