I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.