there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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