we're chasing vodka with high fives
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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