The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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