I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.