i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate