and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.