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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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