This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza