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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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