Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.