he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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