So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.