so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
3 2 1 whiskey
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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