Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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