the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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