Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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