her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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