and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
literally had 100 drinks last night.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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