I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
smell my finger.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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