oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
