So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
only if we run a train.
done.
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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