VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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