I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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