The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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