put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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