awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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