i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So apparently I’m into choking now
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