But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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