Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i believe in u and ur pee
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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