There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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