So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
And then my night got REAL pukey
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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