Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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