I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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