she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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