I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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