how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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