nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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