If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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