She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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