if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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