My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i believe in u and ur pee
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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