Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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