You're so nebulous sometimes
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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