weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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