i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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