I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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