PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
everyone is single if you try hard enough
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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