Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

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(210): View more from Texas

spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

(1-210): View more from Texas

that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him

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(805): View more from California

bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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(850): View more from Florida

I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.

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(631): View more from New York

the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.

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