don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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