we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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