I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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